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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!
#10... A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have
a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer
if you play with
someone else.
#3.... If you live in Florida,
you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with
your partner when
you're finished.
And his NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
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#1... When your equipment gets old
you can replace it!
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